Frequently Funky Questions – Your One-Stop Shop for Lifestyle Curiosities
How long will it take for my order to arrive at 77 Triangle Drive?
We understand the excitement of receiving your We Have A Phrase For It goodies, so we make it our mission to get them to you as quickly as possible. Typically, your order will arrive within 5-7 business days, but in some cases, it may take a little longer if the item is on backorder or if the delivery stork gets lost. Rest assured, we’ll keep you posted on the progress of your shipment every step of the way!
What if I need to return an item?
We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchases from We Have A Phrase For It. If for any reason you’re not thrilled with your item, simply give us a call at 7777777777 and we’ll guide you through our hassle-free return process. We’ll even send a carrier pigeon to pick up the item from your doorstep at 77 Triangle Drive. Just make sure to fluff their feathers and give them a few extra treats before they depart!
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely! We’re a globally-minded bunch here at We Have A Phrase For It, so we’re happy to send our one-of-a-kind lifestyle products to John Doe, Jane Doe, and everyone in between, no matter where they call home. Just let us know the specifics of where you’d like your order delivered, and our team of intrepid delivery specialists will make it happen, whether that’s by plane, train, or even a fleet of trained monkeys. The world is your oyster, or in this case, your We Have A Phrase For It treasure trove!